What is Meatball Torpedo?

We know what this is about, we have all been there before and we all curse it when it happens. You all know what I am talking about, the dreaded first bite into that scrumptious meat and cheese filled sandwich, you know when it squirts its juices out which go all over your shirt mouth and clothes.

Most of the time it just causes a stain and possible embarrassment but then there are those times, and you know where I am going, where the cheese and sauce actually burns your face when you take that bite and man not only does that hurt but it ruins the meal!

The inventor of this sandwich encountered this just that one too many times. Having some time on his hands, Mr. Seltzer, still raging from a recent battle with a meatball torpedo which not only burned him but put a stain on his brand new pair of Z Cavarichis that did not have a prayer of coming out sat down at his kitchen table in his midtown apartment and sketched out the perfect sandwich. A sandwich that would give him the taste, flavor and satisfaction of his beloved hero without the drama.

Now let it be known that Mr. Seltzer is far from an artist and to many the first iteration looked more like a male falace then a torpedo, but the thought was there and in all honesty it drew itself. It finally drawing was so Genius (and a bit less dirty) Mr. Seltzer had to share this with his partner is Crime marketing genius entrepreneur extraordinaire, Mike Yablonowitz. Together Mr. Seltzer and Mr. Yablonowitz spent the next 4 or more hours brainstorming not only how to market this heavenly creation but actually came up with a pseudo menu. Together the idea flourished

Models were then developed and precise plans were laid out and now finally they are ready to build this god-like sandwich which will change the way the public views what a sandwich is not only will the consumption of this sandwich make all sporting events more pleasurable and less apprehensive but its ease of consumption is sure to take our obesity rate to a new level.

One this is certain though:
MEATBALL TORPEDO WILL RISE SUPREME!

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